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Three Golden Tears

4.9

Average Rating

Tables That Have Cried

Real people. Real tacos.
Real tears.

The margaritas hit harder than my ex's last text. 10/10 would cry here again.

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— Lena R.
★★★★★

Came for tacos, stayed for emotional support from the bartender. This place genuinely gets me.

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— Jake T.
★★★★★

Ordered a Spicy Tears Taco and now my face is leaking from every hole. Absolutely amazing.

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— Mike B.
★★★★★

Had one too many Bathtub Margaritas, told all my friends I love them, sobbed into my nachos. Zero regrets. Truly none.

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— Samantha C.
★★★★★

The confessional.
No judgment. Some tequila.

Accidentally ordered the Wet Piggyback thinking it was just a normal taco. Turns out, it was a metaphor for my life. I sat there for an hour after finishing it, just… sitting. The server refilled my water three times without being asked. Five stars, no notes.

I came in on my birthday. My friends surprised me by also inviting my ex. We both cried. Then we both got with other people by end of night. Best birthday I've ever had. The Bathtub Margarita deserves a Nobel Prize.